I’m Bailey—book-hoarding, linguistics-loving, main character energy with the audacity of a plot twist.
So if you're ready to show up like the lead in your own damn story—
Let’s get messy. Let’s make art. Let’s shake sh*t up.
Turns out analyzing rhythm, metaphor, and unhinged yearning was suspiciously good training for brand strategy.
We're for brands with a pulse. The ones that don’t just want to “connect” with their audience, but seduce them, ruin them for other options, live rent-free in their heads.
Everything here is rooted in archetype, aesthetic, and aggressively intentional language. We’re not slapping your logo on a Canva template and calling it a day. We’re crafting the cocktail version of your brand—equal parts depth, drama, and main character clarity.
This is your sign to romanticize your brand
Meet Our Founder
Hey girlie!
unhinged? absolutely. strategic? even more so.
Overdesigning cocktail menus for brands that don’t even serve drinks. If your business doesn’t have a signature cocktail yet, don’t worry—I’ve already assigned you one in my head.
2. What makes you feel accomplished?
When a client says, “It’s like you read my mind.” I get that a lot, and honestly? I kind of live for it. That moment when the vision finally feels right—that’s what I do this for.
3. What’s a trend you’d like to see disappear forever?
Cold beige brands with no personality that say things like “we’re more than just a brand.” Like girlie… show me, don’t tell me. Your vibes are giving ‘Pinterest search bar,’ not presence.
4. What’s your guilty pleasure?
Fantasy romance books where the morally gray man gives the unhinged heroine his knife. And then I spiral and immediately start branding their fictional small business in my head. (It’s not just spicy—it’s brand strategy with a body count.)
5. What book did you most recently finish?
I just reread Circe because apparently I enjoy sobbing over goddesses who build empires in exile. But if you want my real recent reads, check out the Boozy Book Society—I share my favorites there with mocktails and cocktails to match.
6. What’s one thing people don’t know about you?
My dog Annie is a Sharpei x Basset Hound mix and has more main character energy than I do. Think the side-eye of a Regency heroine, the attitude of a bartender about to cut you off, and the loyalty of a lifelong hype woman.
Honestly? Iconic.
7. How do you start your day?
Matcha if I’m being cute, iced coffee if I’m being chaotic, and a very long to-do list I made at midnight either way.
8. What’s the best compliment you’ve ever received?
“It’s like the story I’ve been trying to tell for years.” That—and “you really get me.” Add those together and you've basically cracked my entire creative mission.
9. What do you hope for more of in the future?
More brands giving a damn. More creatives getting paid what they deserve. More main characters stepping into their own plotline—and hiring great help along the way.
10. What’s the most unhinged thing you’ve done?
In college, I actually coded a system (with literally zero coding experience) to ‘read’ my books for me—using psycholinguistics to evaluate the reliability of narrators in literature. It gave me data to support my own analyses. Unhinged? A bit. But it worked
11. What’s one thing you had to learn the hard way?
Being multi-passionate isn’t a flaw—it’s a creative advantage. You just need the right container. For me, that container became my business.
12. What song can you listen to on repeat?
“Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl” by Chappel Roan. It’s theatrical, unbothered, and wildly unserious in the most calculated way. Basically, what I bring to every brand I touch.
13. What’s your favorite cocktail?
A spicy tequila something with citrus and depth—bonus points if it’s served in a coupe glass and named after a badass female protagonist. Basically: bold, layered, and just a little unhinged.
Because 73 was doing the most. We cut it down and made it iconic.
Goddess exile arc? Relatable.
Main character level? Vogue-worthy.
Main character energy? Learned from the best.
I’m in my brand psychic era.
Mind-reader? No. Just aggressively intentional.
or any Taylor Swift song really
We don't serve mid.
receipts and vibes, ya know?
We’re picky. You should be too.
without the ick
Who We’d Swipe Right On
- You’re allergic to mid
- You want top-shelf quality only
- You want to serve main character energy
- You’re ready to stir shit up
- You’re ready to be the brand people can't stop yapping about
are we a matcch?
Clients Featured In
Ready to give your brand main character energy?
We’re not making brands that whisper politely and fade out. We’re talking messy, layered, lives-in-their-head kind of branding that they’ll highlight and re-share without you begging.
Strategy, design, and creative direction served dirty, with story-first vibes and a conversion chaser. Whether you’re launching, rebranding, or just done with a site that makes you cringe—we’ll make sure it actually hits.
Your brand should feel like their favorite story—and hit like their favorite drink.
We craft creative direction that drives conversion.
We distill narrative structure with the precision of neuroscience.
We serve brands built to buzz, linger, and make them want another round.
BECAUSE ONE-SIZE-FITS-ALL NEVER WORKS
You become intoxicating
Our Philosophy
We believe in main character marketing—branding that sounds like you, not everyone else. When you show up unapologetically real, your people can’t help but be drawn in.
I call it Main Character Marketing—story-infused, psychology-backed, and unapologetically you. It’s all part of the Mixology Method: a custom blend of voice, visuals, and strategy shaken (not copy-pasted) to stir something real.
It’s giving intentional.
Serving you nuance.
Every iconic cocktail starts with the right base. Same for your brand.
We dig into your story—voice, vision, vibe, the real why behind what you do.
Because brands that stick aren’t built on the surface.
THE MIXOLOGY METHOD
Because GREAT BRANDS aren’t built—
they’re MANIFESTED, MASTERMINDED, and MADE TO LAST
The Base – Discovery
This is where things get moving.
We dial in your message, your position, and your content game—so it doesn’t just look good, it hits.
Authentic as hell. Intentional on purpose. Ready to deliver.
The Shake – Strategy
The aesthetic they remember.
Visuals, web design, and copy that make them give a damn.
This is where your brand stops blending in and starts turning heads.
The Garnish – Creative Direction
Time to serve it up.
From final files to launch support, we hand you a brand that doesn’t just show up—it stirs something real.
Not just market-ready—main character energy, always.
The Pour – Launch & Deliver
We’re not here for half-pours and half-truths.
Where clarity meets chaos
Because your brand deserves the top-shelf treatment.
Served with confidence.
Every founder needs a different marketing cocktail. Here’s what’s on the menu.
Chaos is just strategy unrefined.
Pick Your Pour
For the founder who’s ready to reintroduce themselves—with clarity, conviction, and a brand that actually feels like them.
Includes: voice, visuals, positioning, and a whole brand world to get lost in.
Behavioral science, but make it hot.
We’ll craft a site that sounds like you, sells without sleaze, and actually makes you want to share the link again.
Smart strategy + scroll-stopping visuals = chef’s kiss.
You pick the identity that fits, we tailor it until it feels like you wrote it yourself.
Perfect for quick launches, fresh chapters, and done-right design without the deep-dive.
For when you don’t need a full rebrand—you just need an expert to step in, stir the chaos, and serve you something sharp.
Think: mini brand glow-up, authentic messaging, or a full day of clarity.
The Full Pour
The One-Day Intensive
BookMarque Semi-Custom Brands
Web Design
Let’s turn messY into Your main character arc.
Chaos is just strategy unrefined.
Is Your Brand in it's Chaotic Chapter?
They come to us when they’re ready to:
- Clarify their voice and messaging without over-explaining
- Build a visual identity that reflects their actual taste (not Canva templates)
- Create systems and strategy that make content feel sustainable again
- Stop sounding like everyone else—and start owning their main character energy
Behavioral science, but make it hot.
