I’m a multilingual linguist, literature lover, and cocktail-fiend and I’m obsessed with my basset hound x shar pei fur baby.
It's my job to take what authentically makes you unique and mix it up with some other ingredients to craft something intoxicating for your dream clients. You are one of a kind, and your brand and website should be too!
My Beautiful Bizarre Self
A Bit About me //
What makes you bizarre?
This Might Be A Bit Forward, But. . .
Le beau est toujours bizarre
Words I Live BY // Charles Baudelaire
"The beautiful is always bizarre"
In both respects, conquering the right combination of ingredients is essential for a successful outcome.
If you’re serving up your signature cocktail, you want people to buzz about it!
Well, the same goes for your brand and website!
Don’t let your website leave a bitter taste in your potential clients’ mouths. You want them to be eating it up!
Crafting a brand, website, or digital marketing strategy is like mixing up a cocktail. Getting their mixology right is the key to success!
Like cocktails, cheapening your ingredients and failing to monitor their measurements is guaranteed to leave a bitter taste in your mouth.
What is Marketing Mixology?
drinking
la philosophie
Books & Booze
Bridgerton
Elderflower French 75
Charles Baudelaire
SE Asia
My Fur Baby
The Important Stuff
Forever Inspired By
vintage Charm // EUROPE
Moody Vibes // Emeralds
Happy Hours // Mixology
poetic Words // LITERATURE
Mental Health // SELF CARE
my muses
Meet Annie
A bit
about me!
My FurBaby
I lived out every young midwestern girl’s dream when I packed up and moved out to California for college, site unseen. I got the job done and graduated in 3 years with a Bachelor’s degree (developed by yours truly!) in Romance Literatures and Linguistics.
Prologue
I ended up jumping right into the entrepreneurial tech space that is the Bay Area, working as a digital marketing consultant right after my first year of college. During this opportunity, I actually learned how to code a program to read and analyze books for me!
You read that right! A total book nerd creating code so she doesn’t have to read! Like… What?! What can I say, I’m the worst when I’m told I must read something. Plus, I love having data to back up my analyses.
Exposition
From there, I never stop learning and exploring new techniques in all things marketing.
Rising Action
In my journey, I’ve worked with 6 and 7-figure entrepreneurs in a variety of industries, and it didn’t take me long to see that almost all of them had some leveling up to do when it came to their website, whether that be they no website at all or cringed every time someone asked for the link.
Turning Point
Everything just kept leading me back to brand and web design. Not only are your brand and website vital aspects of your marketing strategy, but for me, it’s my zone of genius.
Falling action
like very versatile!
trust me, you don't want that!
The Journey to Brand & Web Design
// The Unconventional Story of my life//
So, you want to hear the story about how I went from studying romance literature and linguistics (not talking spicy romance novels here, but romance languages like French and Italian) to becoming a badass brand and web designer?
I quickly realized that my love for languages, literature, and linguistics was actually very versatile.
Now I work with badass creatives and entrepreneurs to bring their brands to life online.
Resolution
l'autobiographie
Bailey Brew // Special concoction
Hot-take here. I'm not a huge fan of Starbucks, but I do love my own little creation. If you want try my very own Bailey Brew, just order a grande salted caramel cream cold brew, 1 pump vanilla, 3 pumps mocha, and extra salted caramel cream cold foam.
My Hype Up Playlist
I may spend a bit too long laying in bed in the morning, but not because I'm scrolling through Instagram. Nope, just enjoying some snuggles with my sleepy fur baby.
My Morning Routine
When I finally decide to roll out of bed, I usually do a quick exercise routine or a walk with the pup if she's up for it, enjoy a mango-spinach smoothie or iced mango green tea, and of course, some journaling and mediation.
Once my vibe and energy is all set, I start planning out my day, setting my priorities, and getting to work while listening to my hype-up playlist., and maybe performing a mini office concert along the way.
My Go-To Coffee Order
Coffee or Cocktails
Vitamins by Queen Herby
Just me? Cool.
Best Friend by Saweetie
Good 4 You by Olivia Rodrigo
Sade in the 90s by Queen Herby
Good as hell by Lizzo
Rumors by Lizzo
Spill the tea
don't make me choose!
are we besties yet?
And when they are, you:
I’ve spent years honing my skills and refining my brand and signature offering in order to serve creative badasses like you!
I’m sure you’ve done the same, spending years in your zone of genius. You probably have even crafted your own stand-out signature offer, but maybe you’re overwhelmed, struggling to sell and succeed like you know you can!
Sound like you? What entrepreneur hasn’t been there?
You shouldn’t feel like you're drowning. Nor should you want to drown yourself in booze… No more feeling stunted in growth, working with bottom-shelf clients, and simply wasting your time and energy trying to fill the gap your current website situation leaves you!
Let’s concoct a brand and website as intoxicating as you are!!
+ Increase your income in your sleep as your website sells for you!
Go grab your pick of poison and go apply for one of my business-boosting experiences!
Stop losing out on income, feeling like you're drowning, and smiling through clients that leave a bitter taste in your mouth!
+ Add value to your funnel
+ Save valuable time
+ Intoxicate your ideal clients
+ Showcase your offer
+ Amplify your authority and credibility
Your brand and website should be an extension of your beautifully bizarre self!
