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Where story-infused marketing meets main character energy.

We’re here for the founders who want to stand out and stand for something. For the ones who want story and strategy. And for the ones who know branding is more than a logo—it’s how you make people feel.

I’m Bailey—book-hoarding, linguistics-loving, main character energy with the audacity of a plot twist.

So if your brand’s tired of playing it safe, ready to ditch the corporate buzzwords, and wants to show up like the lead in its own damn story—
Let’s get messy. Let’s make art. Let’s shake sh*t up.

I didn’t go to business school. I went full academia gremlin on 19th-century French and Italian poetry. My thesis? Literally a love letter to the unwell kings of emotional devastation—Baudelaire, Carducci, all the tortured icons who crawled so The Tortured Poets Department could serve. Turns out analyzing rhythm, metaphor, and unhinged yearning was suspiciously good training for brand strategy.

This studio? Built for brands with a pulse. The ones that don’t just want to “connect” with their audience, but seduce them, ruin them for other options, live rent-free in their heads.

I’m a one-woman show with a coven of creative witches on speed dial. When I need the perfect garnish—designers, writers, strategists—I summon them. Together, we craft brands that are story-forward, vibe-driven, and a little feral (in the best way). Because style should have substance. And clarity? Can absolutely have character.

Everything here is rooted in archetype, aesthetic, and aggressively intentional language. We’re not slapping your logo on a Canva template and calling it a day. We’re crafting the cocktail version of your brand—equal parts depth, drama, and main character clarity.

This is your sign to romanticize your brand

Meet Our Founder

Hey girlie!

unhinged? absolutely. strategic? even more so.

Let's Get Shakin' →
1. What’s your current obsession?
Overdesigning cocktail menus for brands that don’t even serve drinks. If your business doesn’t have a signature cocktail yet, don’t worry—I’ve already assigned you one in my head.

2. What makes you feel accomplished?
When a client says, “It’s like you read my mind.” I get that a lot, and honestly? I kind of live for it. That moment when the vision finally feels right—that’s what I do this for.

​​3. What’s a trend you’d like to see disappear forever?
Cold beige brands with no personality that say things like “we’re more than just a brand.” Like girlie… show me, don’t tell me. Your vibes are giving ‘Pinterest search bar,’ not presence.

4. What’s your guilty pleasure?
Fantasy romance books where the morally gray man gives the unhinged heroine his knife. And then I spiral and immediately start branding their fictional small business in my head. (It’s not just spicy—it’s brand strategy with a body count.)

5. What book did you most recently finish?
I just reread Circe because apparently I enjoy sobbing over goddesses who build empires in exile. But if you want my real recent reads, check out the Boozy Book Society—I share my favorites there with mocktails and cocktails to match.

6. What’s one thing people don’t know about you?
My dog Annie is a Sharpei x Basset Hound mix and has more main character energy than I do. Think the side-eye of a Regency heroine, the attitude of a bartender about to cut you off, and the loyalty of a lifelong hype woman.
Honestly? Iconic.

7. How do you start your day?
Matcha if I’m being cute, iced coffee if I’m being chaotic, and a very long to-do list I made at midnight either way.

8. What’s the best compliment you’ve ever received?
“It’s like the story I’ve been trying to tell for years.” That—and “you really get me.” Add those together and you've basically cracked my entire creative mission.

9. What do you hope for more of in the future?
More brands giving a damn. More creatives getting paid what they deserve. More main characters stepping into their own plotline—and hiring great help along the way.

10. What’s the most unhinged thing you’ve done?
In college, I actually coded a system (with literally zero coding experience) to ‘read’ my books for me—using psycholinguistics to evaluate the reliability of narrators in literature. It gave me data to support my own analyses. Unhinged? A bit. But it worked

11. What’s one thing you had to learn the hard way?
Being multi-passionate isn’t a flaw—it’s a creative advantage. You just need the right container. For me, that container became my business.

12. What song can you listen to on repeat?
“Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl” by Chappel Roan. It’s theatrical, unbothered, and wildly unserious in the most calculated way. Basically, what I bring to every brand I touch.

13. What’s your favorite cocktail?
A spicy tequila something with citrus and depth—bonus points if it’s served in a coupe glass and named after a badass female protagonist. Basically: bold, layered, and just a little unhinged.

Because 73 was doing the most. We cut it down and made it iconic.

Goddess exile arc? Relatable.

Main character level? Vogue-worthy.

Main character energy? Learned from the best.

I’m in my brand psychic era.

Mind-reader? No. Just aggressively intentional.

or any Taylor Swift song really

We don't serve mid.

receipts and vibes, ya know?

We’re picky. You should be too.

without the ick

Who We’d Swipe Right On

Our match notification dings if…
  • You’re allergic to mid
  • You want top-shelf quality only
  • You want to serve main character energy
  • You’re ready to stir shit up
  • You’re ready to be the brand people don’t shut up about

are we a matcch? 

Ready to give your brand main character energy?

Not just pretty fonts and colors (though we do love a good serif), but voice, visuals, and strategy that stir something real. The kind of brand that lingers like a last chapter, lives rent-free in your audience’s head, and inspires action without ever needing to scream for attention.

At Marketing Mixology, we specialize in brand strategy, web design, and creative direction—with a heavy pour of story and a sharp eye for conversion. Whether you’re launching something new, breathing life into a rebrand, or finally building a website that doesn’t make you cringe—consider it handled.

We believe your brand should feel like your favorite novel—full of plot, personality, and purpose.

We craft creative direction that drives conversion.
We distill narrative structure with the precision of neuroscience.
And we serve brands that are crafted with intention, designed to convert, and built to feel like you.

BECAUSE ONE-SIZE-FITS-ALL NEVER WORKS

You become intoxicating

Our Philosophy

We believe in main character marketing—branding that centers your voice, your values, and your vision. Because when you show up as the most unapologetic version of yourself, the right people can’t help but be drawn in.

I call it Main Character Marketing—story-infused, psychology-backed, and rooted in the real you. It’s all part of the Mixology Method: a custom blend of voice, visuals, and strategy shaken (not copy-pasted) to stir something real.

It’s giving intentional.

Serving you nuance.

Every iconic cocktail starts with the right base. Same goes for your brand.
We start with your story: voice, vision, vibe, and the deeper why behind what you do.
Because the most magnetic brands are built from the inside out.

THE MIXOLOGY METHOD

Because GREAT BRANDS aren’t built—
they’re MANIFESTED, MASTERMINDED, and MADE TO LAST

This more than a process—it’s a ritual.

We blend intention, creativity, and clarity—shaken (not rushed), stirred with meaning, and served with strategy.

Every step is custom, every choice is on purpose, and the final result? A brand that leaves a lasting impression.

The Base – Discovery

Here’s where things get moving.
We craft message clarity, brand positioning, and content direction—so your brand doesn’t just look good—it hits.
Authenticity meets intention meets actual goals.

The Shake – Strategy

The aesthetic that gets remembered.
Visual identity, web design, and copy that’s as bold as it is beautiful.
This is where your presence starts to sparkle—
and your brand becomes impossible to ignore.

The Garnish – Creative Direction

Time to serve it up.
From final files to launch support, we’ll hand you a brand that’s ready to stir something real.
Not just market-ready—main character ready.

The Pour – Launch & Deliver

We’re not here for half-pours and half-truths.

Where clarity meets chaos

Because your brand deserves the top-shelf treatment.

Served with confidence.

Time for the Top-Shelf Treatment →

Every founder needs a different marketing cocktail. Here’s what’s on the menu.

Chaos is just strategy unrefined.

Pick Your Pour

A complete brand identity + strategy experience.
For the founder who’s ready to reintroduce themselves—with clarity, conviction, and a brand that actually feels like them.
Includes: voice, visuals, positioning, and a whole brand world to get lost in.

Behavioral science, but make it hot.

For when your website needs to stop being the weak link.
We’ll craft a site that sounds like you, sells without sleaze, and actually makes you want to share the link again.
Smart strategy + scroll-stopping visuals = chef’s kiss.
A curated starting point for brands that want to skip the blank page.
You pick the identity that fits, we tailor it until it feels like you wrote it yourself.
Perfect for quick launches, fresh chapters, and done-right design without the deep-dive.
Fast, focused, and wildly effective.
For when you don’t need a full rebrand—you just need an expert to step in, stir the chaos, and serve you something sharp.
Think: mini brand glow-up, authentic messaging, or a full day of clarity.

The Full Pour

The One-Day Intensive

BookMarque Semi-Custom Brands

Web Design

Let’s plot your next chapter →

Let’s turn messY into Your main character arc.

Chaos is just strategy unrefined.

Is Your Brand in it's Chaotic Chapter?

Whether you're ready for a full rebrand, craving a one-day brand intensive, or starting with a BookMarque semi-custom brand—
we meet you where you are and help you show up like you mean it.

Our clients are often mid-pivot, mid-growth, or mid-“why doesn’t this feel like me anymore?”

They come to us when they’re ready to:
  • Clarify their voice and messaging without over-explaining
  • Build a visual identity that reflects their actual taste (not Canva templates)
  • Create systems and strategy that make content feel sustainable again
  • Stop sounding like everyone else—and start owning their main character energy

Behavioral science, but make it hot.

EMBRACE Your MAIN CHARACTER ENERGY
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